It’s just going to get weird…

Like Manslations, I too check my stats, but only 499 times a day. It is indeed fascinating to see what search terms people use to find your site. Lately it’s been “naughty china” and I did coin that term in an earlier post. I hope visitors aren’t too disappointed with the lack of visual stimuli when they clickthrough. Oh, and shame on you…

My keyword tracker email arrived today, so I’m going to pick some obscure terms to post about to see if my stats increase. I know Juggling Cats got the little blue ball bouncing upward all day yesterday. **smiling**

Yes, my inner web marketer is coming out to play.


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4 responses to “It’s just going to get weird…

  • Jeff Mac

    You know, I have to tell you, I have been more than a little disturbed by some of the weird searches that people are googling. I guess that’s the beauty of the internet. It gives power to all those poor folks who…I guess they used to just have to sit in their home and try to IMAGINE, say, “mesmerized cleavage” or “i love judy dench’s hairstyle”, both of which somehow brought people to my site.

    …and now that I’ve written this comment, will probably bring them to yours.

    I’m intrigued by your search-term experiment. Definitely post your findings!

    -Jeff Mac

  • brahnamin

    me? what’d i do?

    top search terms that turned up the Cats this month:

    lisinopril and brazillian snake venom (most popular right now)

    weapons made in prison (most popular of all time – i get some variation of this more than any other search term)

    girl’s armpid picture (that’s how they spelled armpit)

    spit blow jobs

    determining fast and slow twitch fibers

    hot to make hooch (again, not my spelling error)

    magazines as a weapon prison (rolled up, soaked, and tied a paper magazine becomes hard as wood in less than 3 days – makes a great club)

    monkeys fling poo

    picture great pumpkin linus (this one deserves a link)

    how to get my wife to like blow jobs (good luck – better to marry a girl who already does)

    jolly rancher alcohol ferment

    naked 3rd grade girls (my most disturbing)

    “why men like blowjobs” (i hope this was a woman)

    die today (WTF?)

    prison furniture

    sorry to take up so much space.

    it is weird what people will search for though

  • writesome

    I’m humbled and inspired to begin the experiment. And, thanks for dropping all these search gems.

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