“Daddy doesn’t have money for the treat machines, but Mommy does. Go ask her.”
“Sorry the floor is wet, Mommy. I was trying to pee in that plastic jug. I missed a couple times.”
“God is Jesus’ Dad.”
“Mommy, I love you. Stop squeezing me so hard.”
“If you don’t let me do whatever I want, I’m never listening to you again.” [Really? I guess that’s what I get for the “If you don’t…then you won’t…” parenting]
Just a Moment 
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