Strange search…

Ok, yesterday someone found me with the search phrase “how to become a slut”. 

I finished painting the bathroom on the weekend. Here are my learnings:

Always use the economy roller for the first coat and the good roller for the second.

Taping off the room is easy and worth the effort.

Sponge brushes “cut-in” better than edgers.

Two coats are necessary.

Paint is smelly.

Toilet tanks are easy to take off.

One turn too many will crack a toilet tank.

Sunday shopping is a good thing.

New toilets are easy to install.

Sometimes your ex is still your best friend.

Always notice the plumbers who live on your street.

People named Glenn are really nice.

Snowplows bury old toilets discarded at the curb.