Still mine

My car sat overnight in the parking lot at work. I was so hoping it would be gone when I returned. Two years ago I was sucked into buying extra insurance that gives me 5 grand if it’s stolen and unrecovered. This wouldn’t be such a bad deal considering that’s a lot more than I’d get on a trade-in. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to hire a hitman for my car. But its innocent disappearance wouldn’t break my heart. I’m ready for a new relationship.